Answer by Kiran Rahul:
The nearest REGISTRAR office.
Fairy tale weddings are grossly overrated. The only things you are going to remember are the inflated bills and the loans you had to take to pay for the wedding.
Most of the people who come for your wedding don't give a rat's ass about you. Invite the few people who really care for you, go to a registrar office and get married. It will save you a lot of bother and money.
And people will respect you for that. Use the money you saved to go on that awesome trip you always wanted to with your better half.